Sh!t My Kids Say - Part I

 

These gems deserved to be documented. If not only for my pleasure, for future humiliation...


As I struggled to unzip her lunch bag, Elizabeth says: "If you were a teacher you could do it."
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Upon seeing Addison all dressed up for a wedding, Elizabeth says: "Addison, you look so sexy!"
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While playing a heated game of Yatzee with Matt:
Matt: "I'm not going to lose."
Elizabeth: "Oh yes you are little man!"
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Elizabeth: "Is 20 old? Is that when you die?"
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I called this entry Part I because you know more of this 5 year old gold is bound to come up...
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